The Earnest Web

Earnest – a serious and intent mental state.
– Merriam-Webster

I’ve noticed a trend lately when reading my feeds.  There are so many bloggers churning out earnest posts about supposedly earnest products and events that the fun quotient in the blogosphere is really taking a hit.  My feeds look like hundreds of little sleep-inducing Wall Street Journals.

It’s boring.  And ironic.  Ironic, because so many people are spending a ton of time and effort to mimic the very thing they claim to be in the process of replacing.  Infinite potential manifesting itself in the digital equivalent of the neighborhood newspapers we did as kids.

Blogging should be so much more than that.  Why should we albatross this new, improved and dynamic medium by using it in such a provincial manner?  How many “me too” posts do people really need to read about the latest Web 2.0 application?  One might be too many.  Hundreds are far too many.  It’s imitation to the point of irrelevancy.

Many, if not most, bloggers have the potential to be so much more than that.  To be more interesting.  To have more fun.  But fun makes the earnest blogger uncomfortable.  This is serious stuff for him, and he believes that serious and fun just aren’t compatible.  It saddens me to see all this brainpower, potential and effort directed at something so…indistinguishable.

And it doesn’t work.

No moat can contain attention.  It flies across the blogosphere at the speed of broadband.  Clicking here and yon with abandon.  And abandonment- of things too common, or too uninteresting.  Or too earnest.

The toll of earnest writing is heavy.  It’s hard to be serious all the time, particularly when you’re not being paid a decent wage to act that way.  After a while, you just give up, the way we did with our little neighborhood newspapers.  The way so many do with their blogs.

The remedy for this is a healthy dose of fun.  And the realization that fun only has three letters.  Fortunes are made on fun every day.  In fact, when you cut through the jargon, most of the stuff bloggers are concerned with are based on fun.  No one ever confused YouTube with Masterpiece Theatre.

If you want to create a new journalism, you can’t do it in the staid image of the old one.

You have to live outside the box.  Let you hair down.  Write something fun or funny.  Let it all hang out.

Otherwise, you’re just another boring newspaper nobody wants to read.  Fun beats smart every time, and in every way.

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Morning Reading: 5/15/07

John Watson has created some nice “screen time” tickets to teach kids to self-regulate their TV and computer time.  I like this idea a lot.

NicheGeek has 10 Stupid Online Ideas that Made Someone Rich.

Donna Bogatin says that Bill Gates says the Yellow Pages will be gone in 5 years.  I thought they were gone already.

Doc Searls on why he keeps blogging.  “Even if many bloggers are now entertaining hopes of Buck Two or Buck Two Thousand, blogging is still that garage band. And, at its best, it still rocks.”

Amazon bought Digital Photo Review, the best digital photography review site.

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Blog Promotion: How Do You Do It?

In my Darren Rowse post the other day I asked what people would do if they had $1,000 to promote their blogs.  I have been thinking about budgeting a little money to promote Newsome.Org to potential new readers.

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TDavid responded with a fantastic and detailed post, full of ideas for anyone looking to spend a little money for more traffic.  It is a must read for anyone trying to build a blog.  Even if you don’t plan to spend money promoting your blog, it’s still a must read, as he includes a number of cost-free promotion ideas.

As TDavid points out, I went on a non-scheduled, unannounced blogging hiatus for several months.  I didn’t intend to.  I just got burned out and one week turned into two, etc.  I went through the same sort of thing Scoble talked about the other day.  A confluence of real world responsibilities and what often seems like a low rate of return on the hard work of blogging put me out of the blogging business for a while.  When I started back (also unplanned), I had lost some of my audience and my Technorati ranking was in free fall.

The point is that blogging is a marathon, not a sprint, for most of us.  This is particularly true when you are geographically remote and unable to plug into a local blogging culture.  Steve Gillmor, who I have met in the real world and consider a pal, tells me geography doesn’t matter in the blogosphere.  I respectfully disagree.  It’s not something you can’t overcome, but I believe if I lived in the Bay Area, I’d become friends with a lot of the guys out there, who would in turn include me in more of their online conversations.

But, like a lot of us, I don’t live out there.  So I have to find another way to promote my blog.  TDavid has some great ideas, many based on his personal history of successfully growing both a blog and other web sites.

TDavid says you need at least 75 posts a month to be in growth mode.  Historically, I would have disagreed with that, but I come from an old media perspective, having written for newspapers and trade journals for years (where a coveted monthly column became burdensome to the point of impossibility).  But having been involved in the blogosphere for a few years, I think he’s probably right.  If not for the content itself, for the content and the embedded links to draw other writers to your site, and to seed the reciprocal links which are, for better or worse, one of the established measuring sticks for blog readership.

TDavid gives some stats that support his more posts the better theory.

Then he proposes an allocation of my $1,000.

He breaks it down into 4 areas: design, widgets, contests and advertising.  Go read his post for details.  Now for my thoughts about each.

Design:  I think I should spend a little money on design, and perhaps a better search approach.  I used to use an internal Perl search engine at Newsome.Org, but I switched to Google a couple of years ago.  I think the first thing I need to do is figure out how to move my content to a WordPress platform- as there are a lot of design possibilities in WordPress that don’t exist via Blogger (my site is locally hosted, but I use Blogger (via Live Writer) to publish content).  Eric Scalf kindly wrote a WordPress template of my basic design for me last year, but I didn’t make the switch because of the frustrating URL problem.

If you are a new blogger, start with WordPress, because it’s sometimes hard to switch once you have a large archive.

Widgets: I have experimented with a number of widgets, and have a few on the site now, including my poor excuse for a tag cloud in which “nbsp,” html for a space, is the most popular “tag.”  You’ve got to love that.  Again, I think I could solve a lot of this if I could switch to WordPress.  Some widgets have a material adverse effect on page load times, so you have to be thoughtful about which ones to add.  After ignoring it for a long time, I have become a fan of the MyBlogLog widget, and find a lot of new blogs via the people who visit Newsome.Org.  I also like the Flickr widget, but it drives very little traffic to my Flickr photos.  I’m still using the GoodBlogs widget, but it’s currently under review, simply because I don’t know how much inbound traffic it generates.  I use the Twitter widget mainly to encourage readers to add me to their Twitter lists.

Steven Streight has a good summary of some available Widgets.

Contests: This is one area that I’ve been thinking about for some time.  I will definitely have a contest or two in the near future.  It seems like a good way to reward current readers and hopefully attract some new ones.

Advertising:  I have also thought about doing some advertising.  TDavid suggests Google Adwords.  I may give it a try, but I have no idea how much bang for your buck you’d get from say, a $250 purchase.  I like his idea about doing a post on the experience to get some added value.

TDavid then provides some effective, cost-free ways to promote your blog.

I used to do trackbacks a lot more than I do now.  I need to start doing them more, because they worked.  I think commenting on other blogs is also a way to get in front of potential new readers.  TDavid has several more good ideas.

This I know: no one is going to read your blog just because you write it.  And the be a good soldier, write hard and wait to be discovered technique is too remote to be a good bet.  We all have to do something to attract readers.

What do you do to promote your blog?

I’ll add links to any posts addressing this topic here, so others can read them too.

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Carnival of Mother’s Day

Mike Miller hosted a special Mother’s Day edition of the Carnival of Family Life.

Here’s a little link love for the other participants, and some good family reading for you.

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Mother’s Day

My mom was born in Andrews, SC in 1925.  Some of her first memories were of the depression-era rural south.  That experience had a lot to do with the way she felt about money, politics, and just about everything else.  She drilled into my head that saving money was important, that debt was bad, and that you never knew what was around the corner.  As I get older, I am constantly reminded of how much of her values I absorbed- even as I tried to ignore them.  In turn, a lot of her values are being drilled into my kids’ heads.  I hope they are absorbing them- even as they seem to ignore them.

My dad died when I was 8 and my mom was 43.  My sister was in college by then, so for most of my formative years it was just me and mom.  We fought like cats and dogs at times, and we had great fun other times.  She insisted that I do my best and accepted nothing less.  It often made me mad, but it also made me who I am.

Many of my best memories of my mom involve playing cards and board games.  We played Hearts, Spades, Spite and Malice (which we called Spike Malice), Risk, Rummikub, Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble.  You name it.  The family games we now sometimes have after dinner are another remnant of my mom.

She cooked the best chicken livers and made the best biscuits in the world.  She was a great tennis player.  She loved Bjorn Borg and disliked John McEnroe.  She was a huge Wake Forest fan, and we would talk on the phone after every big game.  Like the time Randolph Childress single handedly won the ACC Tournament.

But she loved her cigarettes.

Mom died of cancer 5 days before Cassidy (my oldest) was born.  I wrote a short story about it.  Part of the reason Cassidy and I are such soulmates is that she pulled me out of that darkness and healed me.

After Cassidy was born, I went back home to clean out Mom’s house- the house where I grew up.  I wrote this song on her back porch after the movers left.

I don’t think about mom every day anymore.  I wish I did.  But I’m thinking about her on this Mother’s Day.  I wish she could know her grandkids.  I wish they could know her.

Maybe they do a little.  Because they know me.

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Morning Reading: 5/13/07

Here are some Star Trek inspirational posters.  Perfect for your desktop background.

Web Development has 15 cool Firefox Tricks.  Too bad playing embedded Windows Media files isn’t one of them.  I use Firefox, but the WM problem is a pain in the ass.

A “body farm” has been scrapped due to buzzard concerns.  I guess a scarecrow wouldn’t help.

Mashable has 10 digital Mother’s Day gift ideas.

Richard Querin on photos + music.  I use Photostory all the time.  Here’s a video I made of my dad’s World War II scrapbook (link for feeds).

 

The New Water Coolers

Some folks are revisiting the Twitter vs Blogging thing tonight.

Fred Wilson says we are in the era of conversation.  That saying blogging is journalism and Twitter is not misses the point.  He says we will get our news from blogs and Twitter in the future.  I think that’s true to a point, but not for the reasons Fred talks about.

Tony Hung says that Blogging and Twitter are both journalism.  Part of this is semantics, but I don’t agree.  Not unless graffiti is journalism.

As I have said before, blogs and Twitter and bathroom walls are platforms for the distribution of content.  They are not a new species of content.  The gathering and accurate reporting of news is the lynchpin of journalism, not the medium in which that news is delivered.  There are blogs and print media and maybe even bathroom walls that are journalism.  And there are ones that aren’t.

So I don’t think blogs and Twitter and all those butt-ugly MySpace pages are going to magically turn into a distributed, global Wikipedia maintained and fact-checked by our collective online consciousness.  The platforms don’t make the content any more than the bottle makes the wine.

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Rather, I think blogs and Twitter are the new water coolers.  The places around which we share all sorts of information.  News, gossip, humor, photos, videos and music.  The bloggers who are fair, accurate and accountable will get more mindshare, just like the best story tellers get more ears at the water cooler.

There will be journalism.

Over time, more and more journalists will move to a blogging platform.  The main obstacle to that migration being the difficulty in taking the subscription (as in pay to read) model along with them.  As this inevitable migration happens, people will claim that blogging is reinventing journalism.

That’s not true.  It’s the journalism, or more accurately the journalists, that will reinvent blogging.

And you need not have a fedora and a old school press pass to apply.

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Stumbling Around

Mike Miller tagged me in the Next 5 Stumbles Meme.  The idea is to list your next 5 stumbles using StumbleUpon.

One of the biggest spankings I’ve received in the blogosphere was over my failure to pick StumbleUpon as a winner in Round 20 of my Web 2.0 Wars.  I’m still smarting over that one.  But I’ll tell you a little secret- other than to check it out during that round, I’ve never used StumbleUpon.

Until now.  I installed it the day I got tagged and have been using it for the past few days.  I’m not going to say anything that might get me clobbered again in the comments.  Such as, for example, that I like it OK, but don’t love it.  Or that I’ll probably uninstall it in a few days.  No sir.  Not going to say anything like that.

What I’m going to do is list my 5 stumbles and then tag some people.

My Stumbles:

1. The Size of Our World.  I didn’t realize that Earth was so much smaller than Jupiter and Saturn.  Some funny astronomer named a star after Beetlejuice.  If I had a star, I’d name it Patrick.  My kids would like that.  I once had a cat named Stevens.  Get it?

2. Pandora.  Man, maybe there’s something to StumbleUpon after all.  I love Pandora.

3. HassleMe.  Because sometimes in life, you just need to be nagged.  I have a team of people who do that for me every day.

4. BugMeNot.  I use this application all the time to avoid having to register with those stupid registration required newspaper sites.  There’s a nifty Firefox extension.

5. Nick Brandt.  Never heard of him before, but I like the photos.  A tad on the artsy side.

And now, I’ll tag the following StumbleUpon fans, who defended it so well in the comments to my prior post:

Sam
Mike
Shamir

I need two more.  A quick search for the stumbleupon tag at Technorati mandates (mandates I tell ya) that I tag Gabrielle of the Tech Chick blog.

And last, but not least, Joy, of the Blog of Joy, because she likes StumbleUpon.

I just tagged 5 people, none of whom I know.  I wonder if that’s cool or uncool?

Thanks to Mike for tagging me!

And thanks to Richard for commenting on my last post.

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Pre-Owned Cars, Unrequested Fission Surplus and Digital Consumer Enablement

They started calling used cars pre-owned cars as a marketing ploy to make people feel better about buying a used vehicle.  I’m not sure why people needed to feel better about it, but apparently they did.

And I just know I’ll feel a lot better about DRM infested songs if we start calling it Digital Consumer Enablement, or DCE.  I had to check to make sure I wasn’t at The Onion, when I read this nugget:

Speaking at a panel session at the NCTA show in Las Vegas Tuesday, Zitter [HBO’s Chief Technology Officer] suggested that “DCE,” or Digital Consumer Enablement, would more accurately describe technology that allows consumers “to use content in ways they haven’t before,” such as enjoying TV shows and movies on portable video players like  iPods.

No need to worry about all the problems, technological and philosophical, that DRM causes.  Let’s just give it a pretty name and everything will be all right.

As Joey deVilla points out, Mr. Burns would be proud.

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Evening Reading: 5/11/07

I like the New Radicals’ You Get What You Give, too.  But Joni Mitchell’s Court and Spark may be the most solid record ever made.  There’s not a song on it I would rate less than a 9.5 on a 10 scale.

On a related note, I have started looking to Wikipedia for my album links, simply because AllMusic is not link friendly.  They better change that before they become irrelevant.

I don’t really care who’s on the board of judges for TechCrunch 20, because I don’t really care about TechCrunch 20.  It’s like the WWF.  I know it’s out there, I sometimes come across the participants all pumped up and beating their chests, but it just doesn’t interest me.  Maybe if Wahoo McDaniel was on the board…then I might care.  Or Wonder Mike.  Or Big Bank Hank.

Frank Gruber has discovered a new poll making application.  I’m going to try it out, just because it is called Polldaddy.  I once thought about changing my name to Catdaddy.

[[[UPDATE: My beautiful poll won’t display, so I deleted it.]]]

It probably won’t work in feeds, so here’s the link for those who want to exercise their right to voice their opinion in this very important decision.

@Jackson: Big companies seem to like the Blackberry server best for pushing email.  I have one, but I would much rather have a Treo.  Or two cans and some string.  Or a conch shell.

TDavid has a good writeup on videoblogging.  If it’s harder than podcasting, then I want nooooo part of it.

I don’t understand any of this, but I felt compelled to link to it.

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