And why I’m not.

Vivek Wadhwa at TechCrunch sets forth the best argument I’ve ever read for dumping your iPad.  He sets forth various reasons, but it really comes down to three.  No useful way to use Microsoft Office, reliance on the outdated, ugly and unnecessary iTunes, and the lack of a camera.

As it turns out, I just returned from vacation.  10 days in God’s country (that would be South Carolina for you geographic heathens).  My job requires that I be generally accessible and have the capability to review and approve Word documents (for those who haven’t read Newsome.Org in a few days, no one in corporate America uses or in my lifetime will use any of the so-called Office alternatives, and any argument to the contrary is naive).

All of this left me with a packing dilemma.  I love my iPad and use it all the time.  I haven’t carried a laptop since I bought my iPad, and I haven’t needed one.  But I also hadn’t been away from home and the office for 10 straight days.

So I got nervous, pussed out and, along with my iPad, toted a laptop and all the related gear all the way to Pawley’s Island.  I felt more comfortable knowing that I could review and revise Word documents from the beach.

The thing is, I never used it.

Sure, I was in contact with my office and clients every day.  But I did it all via email, on my iPad.  While the lack of Office is a big issue for iPads, there’s no denying that you can easily read Word documents.  It’s only when you want to revise or create one that the frustration level skyrockets.

And the fact is that at this point in my career, I’m much more likely to be reading, commenting on and approving Word documents than writing them from whole cloth.  And I found it to be easy enough (enough being the operative word) to copy and past portions of a document into an email, then paste such portion again below and revise it the way I wanted.

At the end of the day, many of my vacation emails read something like this:

“Change this part:

‘The problem with the iPhone 4 antenna is massive and should be the subject of a massive recall.’

to this:

“‘The problem with the iPhone 4 antenna is a partially a common cell phone issue exacerbated by an Apple design choice and largely bad editorial choices by lazy media.’

It’s not perfect, but it worked well enough for me.

So while the iPad most certainly needs a better way to work with Office documents (Microsoft being the only solution), and a camera or two and while iTunes is perhaps the worst application ever, I’m keeping my iPad.

But you’ll probably see my laptops on Craigslist before long.

I’m now over a week into the iPad era, and I’ve figured out how to implement it into my work flow, which, as elegant as the iPad is, takes a little work.

But I’ve made a lot of progress.  My current mobile toolbox consists of my iPad, an Incase iPad Travel Kit Plus, my iPhone,  a small legal pad, one ink pen, some sticky notes and some business cards.

Overall, I think it is reasonable to believe that Apple has changed the portable computer game, the way it changed the mobile phone game.  For the better, and forever.

But It Can Get Better

Much like the iPhone, we can expect the iPad to get even better over time.

Here are 5 things Apple could do that would make the iPad absolutely perfect.  If these things were to happen, I would almost certainly never buy another laptop.  I may not anyway, but here’s how Apple can seal the deal.

1. Add a Phone

You read that right, and I am serious.  Now that I’m used to the iPad, working with my iPhone is very unfulfilling.  In fact, other than making and taking calls, I hardly ever do it.  Why not add a phone, at least as an option, so I could pair a bluetooth headset, and not have to tote my “iPad mini” around with me?

I would happily use my iPad as a phone.  I take it with me most of the time anyway.

In the absence of this feature, we can take another route, via VOIP, once the 3G iPads come out later this month.  And assuming Skype eventually assembles its widely disbursed ducks, takes advantage of the gift given by ATT and allows for calls over 3G.

2. Add Two Cameras

One on the back for photo taking, and one on the front for video chat.

I think this will happen, probably in the next iPad model (not counting the forthcoming 3G version).  The need for two giant batteries to ensure the all-day battery life is an obstacle to new hardware features, but technology will make all of this possible.

In the absence of this feature, developers can create workarounds.  I think Camera A&B is a neat idea, but if I have to do it the hard way, I’d actually prefer a bluetooth enabled hardware solution, that lets you take higher resolution photos and videos that get wirelessly transmitted to the iPad.

Paging Eye-Fi, maybe?

3. Add an Accessible File System

The biggest hassle with the iPad is the inability to move items to and from the hard drive, and to access, manipulate and save documents.  This is a massive impediment to Apple’s enterprise aspirations.  iPads need a better file system.

iPads, particularly my 64 GB model, have plenty of space for document management.  With the emergence of the cloud, there’s no reason iPads can’t be document masters.  Heck, I can already see anything I need via the most excellent SugarSync (sign up for an account through this link and I get some additional storage space).  I just can’t easily manage documents.

This is a software issue that needs to be addressed in the OS.  I don’t know if Apple has plans to do so, but it should be job number 1.

In the inexplicable absence of this feature, we’ll have to hope Google Docs continues to improve, and eventually gives us the ability to edit files from the iPad.  Why hasn’t this already happened?

4. Add Three More Speakers

I almost never use headphones, but I love music.  Which means I need two speakers on two sides of my iPad, so I can have stereo in both landscape and portrait modes.  The sound and volume are acceptable now, so all we need is to make it come from more places.

Space, weight and price may be perceived as a problem, but some combination of technology and engineering should make this possible.

I’d pay double the current price for a more robust iPad.  And it’s not like Apple is afraid to charge a lot for its hardware, right?

5.  Add an SD Card Slot

I have decided I can live without a USB port, but I really want an SD card slot, to give me more storage space, and to help move documents back and forth.  Of course, this requires a better file system, which may be why we don’t have it now.

Bonus Dream

And now for fantasy moment.  How about tethering?

It doesn’t look like ATT is ever going to enable tethering via the iPhone (which is absurd on its face), so let’s go at it from the other direction.  Apple should require that all carriers who want to sell 3G service for iPads throw tethering in the mix.  Imagine an iPad with the five features described above, plus the ability to serve as a wireless hotspot for those instances where you have to use a laptop.

Five little things.  Maybe six.  That’s all I want.