Lee Gomes on AOL and Sex on the Net

When I was a kid, once in a while when you picked up the phone to make a call, you would hear two other people talking.  Not your mom or dad, but two other people in other houses somewhere in town.  It wasn’t a shared line and it wasn’t on top of a pole like in Hooterville- it just happened sometimes.  Of course anyone who picked up that line should have hung up immediately, but when you’re a kid in a small town there’s only one choice.  After we got bored with listening, we’d make farting sounds and then mumble “excuse me.” It sounds juvenile, only because it was.  But it was also beyond hilarious.

AOL has given the world a chance to engage in an internet version of the same thing by dumping some not entirely anonymous AOL web search data onto the internet.  This data has been the subject of more analysis than Andrea Yates and there have been some interesting patterns uncovered.

Lee has an interesting article about these patterns.  He put the AOL data set into a database and did a little research.

Interestingly, the most commonly used word in the searches was “free.”  The second was “new.”  As a musician, I found it very interesting that “lyrics” was number three.  Free Advice: install a pop-up blocker and an anti-spyware application before you go looking for the lyrics to your favorite song.

Sex, surprisingly, was only number sixteen.  But that’s a little misleading, since that founding father of the web, porn, was the third most popular internet activity.  Again, get that anti-spyware program installed.  It may even be higher since my friends tell me that a lot of porn is distributed via newsgroups, which may not have been picked up by the AOL search data.

Lee notes that in the written word (books, etc.) sex is only around the 2500th most used word.  So how does sex jump 2484 spaces in the journey from book to web? I think it’s because web searches are more like written thought than the written word and I guarantee you sex is a lot higher than 2500 on the list of what people think about, particularly during their leisure time- when they are more likely to be surfing the net.

The other interesting, and often troubling, aspect to this data are the stories that can be gleaned from searches made from the same AOL account.

If you’re interested, you can search the database here.

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Is YouTube the New MTV?

One of the things I like the most about YouTube is the number of old music videos you come across there. PAgent turned me onto YouTube as a music video archive via his music video series. When I came across a live video by one of the best concert bands ever, I was hooked.

There’s even one music video of the Flying Burrito Brothers with Gram Parsons.

A long, long time ago, when the M in MTV actually mattered, I enjoyed music videos. And I’d love to be able to see some of those videos now.

It seems help may be on the horizon. Ars Technica reports that YouTube has a plan, get this, “to have every music video ever created up on YouTube.” That’s straight from the mouth of YouTube co-founder Steve Chen.

And it gets even better. The record label cartel is apparently at least somewhat interested in cooperating with YouTube. While the cartel’s involvement may ultimately lead to death by greed, the fact that it hasn’t sued YouTube and all its dead ancestors is encouraging. As is the cartel’s unusually relaxed response to the horde of YouTube lip-sinkers.

I’d sure love to have an archive of music videos.

To whet your appetite, here are a few gems available on YouTube.

The Byrds – Chestnut Mare
Leon Russell- Stranger In A Strange Land
Townes Van Zandt & Nanci Griffith – Tecumseh Valley
Son Volt – Drown

A Voice from Inside the Castle

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Mike Arrington responds to Nick Carr’s The Great Unread post by asking “Is Nick Carr the new Robin Hood, or Just an Asshole?”

That sounds to me like an annoyed king trying to scatter the peasants that have gathered outside the castle walls. Perhaps the great conversation that is occurring in the comments to Nick’s post sounds to Mike like the rumblings of an angry fiefdom who should simply throw down their torches and return to the fields.

If the king opened the gate to the castle, I imagine a conversation something like this:

King Mike: I am your king.
Peasant Nick: Well I didn’t vote for you.
King Mike: You don’t vote for kings.
Peasant Nick: Well how’d you become king then?
[Angelic music plays… ]
King Mike: Cory, Steve and Hugh, their blogs plastered upon Techmeme held aloft their linkcounts from the bosom of Technorati, signifying by temporal providence that I, Mike, was to join them. THAT is why I am your king.
Peasant Seth: [interrupting] Listen, geeks sittin’ at computers distributin’ links is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical journalistic ceremony.

Mike says that Nick “has no idea what blogging is all about” and that “at the end of the day those people with interesting things to say tend to get listened to. Those that don’t…don’t.” You’ve got to be kidding me. Yes, you can muscle your way into the club- no one is denying that. But if Mike thinks that a blogger’s audience is determined more by how he writes than by how many of the castle dwellers throw him bones, then it is he, not Nick, that is confused about how blogging works.

There are a lot of people who can think and write a lot better the Mike, Nick and me, who will never be read because they are stuck at the bottom of blogger’s hill looking for the trail. Too many people on the hill start believing their own bullshit and forget that.

Then Mike goes on to say that, as long as you’re allowed to talk, it doesn’t matter whether you’re at the table enjoying the feast or taking a 5 minute break from working the fields:

“It’s not so much about how one blog can rise through the ranks and get popular. What I love about blogging is the fact that an ecosystem exists, where conversations spring up about anything at all, involving all who wish to participate (through blogs, comments and trackbacks), evolve and move on to other things.”

That is a text book example of talking one’s position. It’s easy to say money doesn’t matter when you just won the lottery, just like it’s easy to be on a diet when you just ate. I don’t think Mike would be so philosophic about all of this if he were stuck out in the fields and not at the head of the table.

Mike chastises Nick for being bitter. I sense much more bitterness in Mike’s post than in Nick’s. I guess the king is allowed to be bitter.

The rest of us are too busy plowing to be anything but tired.

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11 Teams I’d Love to See on the Amazing Race

Darren Rowse has announced another group writing project, this time with prizes. The challenge is to write a list post. So I’m going to turn a post I’ve been working on for a while into a list post and see if I can win me a prize.

I admit it, I dig the Amazing Race. I thought BJ and Tyler were great and I’m glad they won.

Now I want Phil and company to do a Blogosphere Edition. It would be high entertainment, even if nobody ever made it to the finish line. Here are the teams.

1. Randy Morin and Robert Gale. The fun brokers as a team would be the new BJ and Tyler, plus they would be good for about 4 belly laughs a show. Plus if they ended up in Wales, wherever that is, Robert could read the signs.

2. Henry Blodgett and Larry Page. They could travel in Larry’s party plane and Henry could explain to him why it, like Google, is a bad investment.

3. Om Malik and Carrot Top. They’re both into phones. Plus Carrot Top knows how to fly.

4. Mathew Ingram and Dave Winer. Since Dave probably invented the Amazing Race years ago, he would know how to beat the system. And if not, he would be happy just beating on Mathew.

5. Thomas Hawk and Jill Greenberg. At some point during the race, Jill would burst into tears and Thomas could take pictures. And sell them.

6. Chris Anderson and Lee Gomes. Maybe there would be stops in Manila and the Congo, where Lee could treat Chris to a rematch.

7. Ken Leebow and Snoop Dogg. As they race around the world, Snoop could teach Ken how to really talk like a gangsta.

8. Robert Scoble and Ze Frank. Being teammates would allow Robert to fawn over Ze Frank in person (now I’m never going to get back on Scoble’s reading list).

9. Mike Arrington and Nick Douglas. For obvious reasons.

10. Kevin Hales and Tom Morris. Their arguments about politics alone would be Emmy material. They wouldn’t make it from the starting point to their car, but a show on CNN would be waiting for them when they got back.

11. Jason Calacanis and his dog. I don’t mean Steve Case, I mean his other one. The one that is on his blog and plays the Joe C. role at blog star parties.

It’s a tough race to handicap. Om and Carrot Top, Mike and Nick and Kevin and Tom would be longshots. Jason couldn’t carry his dog the way he carries AOL so they’d be out pretty early. Mathew and Dave might do OK as long as Dave focused on fighting with Mathew and not assorted taxi drivers and ticket agents. Snoop would put a cap in Ken the second time he used the word yo or peeps. Jill would decide that Thomas is exploiting her by taking pictures and quit somewhere in Yugoslavia. Chris and Lee would get lost on a deserted road somewhere.

I’d have to call it a toss-up between the fun brokers, Henry and Larry, and Robert and Ze Frank.

Sounds like a race to me.

Anyone have any additional teams they’d like to propose?

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Sick 'Em Dwight (Er, I Mean Cory)

In a cyber-bout reminiscent of the whipping Larry Holmes once put on Marvis Frazier, Dwight Silverman refuses to buy the RIAA’s bullshit about dropping its case against the family of a recently deceased defendant “out of an abundance of sensitivity.”

Dwight asked an RIAA spokesman this very good question:

“Where was the ‘abundance of sensitivity’ when the RIAA failed to initially drop its case against the Scantleberry family following the death of the named defendant in the case?”

As Dwight points out, the RIAA only exposed its sensitive side after the story got picked up by lots of old and new media.

Look, if you want to have a scorched earth policy in the name of stuffing the long-lost cat back into the bag, then at least admit it.

UPDATE: Like a dummy, I didn’t notice that Dwight was quoting from Boing Boing. It was actually Cory Doctorow who put the Larry Holmes on the RIAA. But I’m sure Dwight would have if the RIAA weren’t already TKO’ed.

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Noblesse Oblige in the Blogosphere

Nick Carr has posted about the innocent fraud that is the notion of an egalitarian blogosphere.

He makes a lot of really good points, including the sadly indisputable fact that the cult of blogging that we all embrace to one extent or the other is not the democratic, all for one and one for all place that we sometimes pretend it is.

I have been very active in the movement to knock down the gates and level the earth in that regard. Now that I actually have some readers, I go out of my way to engage new or undiscovered bloggers. But the fact that I have clawed my way up part of blogger’s hill does not change the fact that it is a hill. Or that I am not yet at the top. Or, more importantly, that there are a ton of people who can think and write better than any of us who are still at the bottom looking for the trail.

Nick’s post is a very thoughtful summary of the state of the blogosphere as it appears to those not at the very top of blogger’s hill. Reading his discussion of the lengths new bloggers have to go to to get recognized by established bloggers is enough to make even the most stalwart climber pause and consider whether the effort is truly worth it.

The idea, espoused by a popular blogger at a recent conference, is that to get links from the so-called blogging elite, you must link to them and add substantive thought to their topic. Without a doubt, that is an honest answer, and probably the most effective way to get some top of the hill links. It is also horribly inefficient, since in a semi-perfect world we would be writing not to get a charitable link, but to further the distributed conversations that some of us believe is the purpose and beauty of blogging. If I speak to you only to promote what you might say to me in response, are we truly talking, or am I merely a beggar asking for alms for the poor?

Does the enlightened A-Lister really believe it is the duty of his position to pass out links to the less fortunate? Hungry peasants can storm the castle. What can lonely bloggers do?

While I may be over-simplifying things a little, I think the so-called blogging elite are no different than any other slice of the population. Some of them are regular folks, confident in themselves and their real word positions. These folks are generally equal-opportunity linkers, probably because they get little of their identity from blogging. Others view their place at the top of blogger’s hill as a birthright, notwithstanding the fact that their place in the succession is often derived largely from the fact they were early adopters of what is still a fringe activity. Most are somewhere in between the two extremes.

But it is a hard climb, just to get where they can hear you if you call out. There’s no denying that.

Like Nick’s peasant listening to the party from outside the castle walls, I have a mental list of other bloggers who seem to go out of their way to link around me. Sometimes I get a little insecure and wish I could force them into a real world discussion of whatever issue is at hand, just so I could show them that having a popular blog doesn’t make them as smart as they think. But mostly I just chuckle and move on to conversations with those who are willing.

All of this reminds me of a recent post by OmegaMom, one of my favorite newish bloggers. She recounted reading a Pew report that found that most people blog for “creative, personal expression.”

Maybe it’s the act of expression that matters, and not so much the reaction to such expression.

Trees continue to fall in the vacant woods. The only question is whether they make any sound.

New Blog for Dads

Mike Miller, whose other blog I have read for some time, has started a new blog for dads called Be a Good Dad. I’ve just subscribed.

At the risk of sounding like a Hallmark card, if I could only do one thing right it would be to be a good dad to my kids. They make everything worthwhile.

Among Mike’s posts so far are:

10 steps to a happier mealtime with kids

Traditions as part of your kid’s normal day

Cheap fun with balloons

and my favorite, the optimistically entitled…

So You Want To Host A Great Toddler Slumber Party

This is good stuff. Go check it out.

Google's New Plan: If You Can't Lick 'Em, Join 'Em

The WSJ reports today that Google’s new plan is to partner up with some old media content producers and share revenue with them.

Among the partner candidates are MTV, Fox Interactive Media and the good ol’ Associated Press. Apparently Google has pledged $900 million in minimum payments to Fox in connection with the content deal.

I found this quote, the functional equivalent of a repudiation of Google’s last new plan, interesting, inasmuch as it is basically saying “our last big idea was a bad one, but this one is a good one”:

“We can approach them (the media and entertainment firms) in a way that we can actually do business together and not screw things up,” said Google Chief Executive Eric Schmidt at a press conference Wednesday.

While this is a far cry from Google’s prior attempts to index old media content without permission or payment, it still sounds a little like Google tossing a ton of money at someone in the hope of catching lightning in a bottle again- the way it did with search.

And there’s another lurking problem.

Any time you leverage off of content created by others, there is the real risk, if not inevitability, that the content producers will try to take out the middle man and keep all the loot for themselves. We found that out with message boards back in Bubble 1.0. The record label cartel is finding it out now, as it tries in vain to stuff the cat back into the bag.

It’s one thing for these Web 2.0 companies to leverage off of bookmarks and links added by its users. Bookmarks and links cost no time or money to produce and have no intrinsic value. Not so with old media content that takes time, people and money to create.

In sum, I can understand the logic of Google’s plan. And it may work for a while. As more and more old media own up to the inevitable and stick their toes in the online water, they need a trusty guide to get them past the pirates and stealers (not all of whom live in Pittsburgh). But once they settle online, the guide becomes less valuable.

In the meantime, it’s going to be expensive for Google. $900 million is a boatload of AdSense impressions.

Google better get it while they can. Because, eventually, many of the content producers will try to remove the middle man.

You can count on it.

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Why You Need a Terabyte Hard Drive

C|Net reports that terabyte (that’s 1,000 gigabytes) hard drives will likely be available by the end of the year.

The article goes on to say:

Granted, few people really need 1 terabyte of storage. But it sounds cool–sort of like you could be running a ballistic missile tracking site in your den. Besides, humans continue to show that they can come up with ways to gobble up hard drive space.

I can think of a lot of people who need that much storage, even if they don’t know it.

1) People (like me) who have years of raw and edited video footage they want to keep accessible for later use. I eventually burn my home video onto a DVD, but I like the redundancy of having it on my computer as well. Plus, having it on my computer allows me to more easily grab clips for later projects.

2) People (like me) who make music. I have tons of music tracks and many versions of a lot of my songs. Sure I could put them on DVDs and lose them, but why do that when storage is so cheap.

3) People who use their computers to record television shows and movies.

4) Families (like mine) who aspire to have central data storage for security and backup purposes. Everyone needs at least 250 gigabytes of storage and 1,000 divided by 4 is 250.

And most importantly…

5) People who want to create and administer a backup system that works. Every single one of the backup products out there is at least three times more complicated than it needs to be- which is why most people do not back up their data sufficiently. I decided a long time ago to forgo the brain damage of trying to create backup sets (and then to have to access and install them after a drive failure). Backups are like parachutes- there’s no way to test them until its too late.

It is much easier to have an extra hard drive, either in your computer or on your network, and simply copy all of your data to that drive, in its natural, uncompressed form. In fact, it is easier to clone your entire hard drive than it is to set up most backup programs. And if you have a drive failure, all you have to do is replace the bad drive with the backup drive and you’re off to the races.

I have over a terabyte of storage on the computer I am using right now- in a RAID array and in 2 other permanent and 2 other removable drives. It’s not easy to get that many drives to co-exist peacefully in one machine.

If I could have one terabyte drive in my computer and another on my network for backup, I would be in hard drive heaven.

So would you, even if you don’t know it yet.

UPDATE: Mike Miller points out in a Comment that Best Buy is selling a terabyte external hard drive right now. It’s not clear to me if that enclosure contains a single drive or multiple ones. My hunch is that is contains multiple drives, and thus the RAID configuration reference in the specifications.

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3 Nifty Live Writer Plugins

The hopeful stream of plugins for Live Writer has begun to flow, with three so far (that I have found).

The first is called Flickr4Writer, and as its name implies, it helps you insert Flickr photos into your post.

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Clouds at Sunset

It allows you to search by user name (i.e., your own, to browse your photos) or by tag. Inserting this photo was quick and simple.

The second is called Tag4Writer, and it is the answer to my request last night for a Technorati tag maker. It has presets for Technorati, Delicious, Flickr, IceRocket Buzznet, 43 Things and LiveJournal, plus a Custom setting where you can customize a tag or make a preset for another service. I made the tag below with it. Very easy, though I wish the + did not appear in the text.

The third is called Currently Listening, and inserts the name of the song you are listening to in your post. Because it only supports Windows Media Player and iTunes and I use the massively under-appreciated J. River Media Center, I have not tried it yet. As soon as it supports Media Center (or perhaps Last.fm‘s Audioscrobbler, which would also work), I’ll give it a whirl. Even if I can’t use it yet, it is a neat idea.

24 hours later, Live Writer is significantly better than it was when released. As more and more plugins get developed, I predict it will become the standard for blog editing and management.

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