If My Life was a Silent Film

I’d want to be Buster Keaton
I’d embrace the blues,
And in the process I’d defeat ’em.

And if my life was a cartoon
I’d want to be the Popeye the Sailor
I’d have a damsel in distress,
and I would never fail her.
I’d mutter something clever
then I’d knock Bluto cold.
I’d be a one-eyed mumbling crazy thug,
with a heart of gold.

Those are some of the best lyrics ever written.

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