Evening Reading: 1/16/13

When I read stuff like this, it makes me even more concerned about eating at restaurants.  It also explains why we are an overweight nation.  Here’s a better plan.

jesushelpsthoseJust as soon as some idiot on the left thinks we can solve the world’s problems by magically making all the guns disappear, some idiot on the right says we can solve all the world’s problems by praying.  It’s not that simple, dudes.

The Onion nailed what I want from the internet.  “I don’t want to take a moment to provide my feedback, open a free account, become part of a growing online community, or see what related links are available at various content partners.”

On a related note, I really don’t want Facebook to be my telephone.  I just want to see funny cat pictures and whatnot.

This young man is giving some idiots hell.  Anyone who wants to teach creationism or deny climate change in a classroom should be tossed in Guantanamo Bay, water-boarded for a few months and then tried for crimes against children.  Once again, so-called religious leaders: if you want your congregation to stay above zero, stop trying to tell people things that are clearly untrue.  God and science are not mutually exclusive.