If somehow Barbara Streisand wins this contest then everything I fear and loathe will be rolled into one horrifying musical. (fn-1)
It seems that Andrew Lloyd Webber has signed on with the BBC for a TV talent show to play the Julie Andrews part in his stage version of The Sound of Music.
I don’t have the words to describe how urgently I hope my wife doesn’t find out about this and try to make me go.
1. While in my commited opinion all musicals are horrifying, some are more horrifying than others. The Sound of Music being by far the most horrifying of all.