I’m always bringing up aardvarks. Whenever my kids tell me something about an animal, I’ll start talking about aardvarks. It’s probably one of the reasons most of them don’t talk to me much. Well, that and my primordial rural-upbringing based belief that if the only time you want to talk is when you want something from me, don’t bother.
Anyway, back to aardvarks. If you want to experience the awesomeness of aardvarks, here you go. A little background.
But I’m still not going to give you more money. Or do your homework for you. Or take you to Starbucks.